Before you all go getting excited, this is not a pregnancy announcement! I am happy just being a kitty mom, and even more so now after hearing that hemorrhoids are a often a regular part of pregnancy. In my head, most cases of hemorrhoids are an issue for old men who need to sit on plastic donut rings. Shows how much I know. I turned to some friends who are pregnant or recent moms and asked ‘really, hemorrhoids?’
After they had finished laughing at my cluelessness about all the nasty side effects of pregnancy (that took a while) this is what they had to say:
I never knew what a hemorrhoid was till I had my first. I didn’t have a clue, I was suffering and crying every time I went to the bathroom. Eventually, I went the the doctor and got a script that cured them in a few days.
You try carrying around a kicking bowling ball of joy and see if your insides are all still where they are meant to be afterwards.
Not only did I go through enough hemorrhoid cream to stock a pharmacy, but the baby wasn’t the only thing I pushed out in labour.
I was lucky, no hemorrhoids for me, but everyone else I know had them – one of those icky parts of pregnancy no one tells you about
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HemoClin is available in most pharmacies or you can buy it online. Since you probably don’t want your mailman knowing you have hemorrhoids, they send your HemoClin discreetly packaged. Mine was embarrassed enough when he had to hand me a sample pack of tampons sent in a clear envelope, I can’t imagine him delivering hemorrhoid cream.
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You can also help ease the pain by drinking lots of water, eating a high fibre diet to help it all move and moving around, because those hemorrhoids hurt when you sit on them and you are putting more pressure on the veins in the anus and rectum that swell causing hemorrhoids.
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Probably groceries, or some new math books for my daughter.
I would actually save the giftcars so we could use it on a day trip or two in the summer. Extra little things in the summer are treats as I am a single mom so would be so much fun to buy treats we normally wouldn’t get .
I will use it to buy groceries
My husband and I are saving up for bikes, so this gift card would help!
I would use it for some fixin’s for weekend picnics.
I would buy some new clothing for my son since he just keeps growing and growing!
Summer clothing for my kids
I am bad for never treating myself I just might do so if I win??!!! Mama needs new shoes 😀
id use it towards our upcoming Florida trip!
I would put the gift card towards gas and snacks for our road trip in June
I would get clothing for the little ones for sure
Great post! So true! There are all kinds of unexpected things our bodies go through when pregnant and after having a baby! I never experienced this one in particular, but know of moms who have!
I would buy some new golf clothes
grocheries
I would like to buy a few pieces of summer clothing
I would buy some groceries and have a big bbq
some groceries
I would use this for things my new grandson needs!
I would buy some groceries and a baby outfit for my friend.
Anything my babies need!
I really need a new pair of hiking boots!
I would save it to use around xmas
I would love to get some new sandals with the gift card.
An unexpected pregnancy symptom that my mom experienced was nausea throughout the whole pregnancy! It didn’t just stop after a few months.
I would purchase bathing suits for my kids.
i would love to take my mom out for a nice lunch
I would get some new clothes.
I would get a manicure and pedicure!
a birthday gift for my son
I would buy me some girly pampering time priceless ! I could do with some highlights in my hair I have a bit of a stripe going on down my centre parting whoops!
I would buy gym equiptment
I would but some gardening supplies
I would buy some groceries
I would treat myself to some new summer sandals
I’d buy myself some great summer beach reads!
My son and his family are coming to visit in June so would use it to buy extra food and snacks.
I would use the visa card for a date night with hubby.
I would buy something for my nursery!! Thanks!
I would to pick up a few more things for the little one & a baby swim jacket!!
I didn’t expect heartburn during pregnancy
shoe size going up!!! and not back down!
I would buy some groceries.
I didn’t expect the morning sickness to last so long and the heartburn was terrible.
I would use it to buy groceries
some new clothes
groceries or beauty products
i would buy groceries
I would buy my Son some summer clothes. This would help out alot!
Summer clothes! I need t shirts so bad
I would buy groceries.
I was aware of morning but didn’t expect it to be so bad.
Put it towards a new laptop for my husband
It’s my birthday this month so I think I would use it to pamper myself a little with some new summer clothes, self-tanner & new make-up!
I would buy some new summer/spring clothing to celebrate how warm the weather has been lately.
my most unexpected pregnancy symptom was all of the food cravings, and food aversions.
I’ll buy baby stuff for a baby shower for my aunt who is having her first baby soon!!
I would take my husband out to a movie and dinner
some new clothing
I would treat my children to a dinner out.
we would use it for gas
mine was heartburn
I would probably use it to buy books.
I need some gardening shoes!
I’d send it to my daughter who’s starting to decorate her first apartment! 😉
My most unexpected symptom was a craving for tomato juice instead of tea!
Would towards home renos supplies 🙂
I put it towards the grocery bill.
Seldom blessed with “ME” time. I would invest in comfort to ease the aches with a plaid comfy down filled sleeping bag to curl into while watching TV.
Eva Mitton-Urban
A nice dinner for my husband and I – sans toddler!
would buy myself some new summer clothes and shoes
I would put it towards groceries.
Ok it was 30 + years ago..but when I was pregnant I would walk hours just to get to a store for a Jersey Milk chocolate bar. Now I am not much of a chocolate fan and neither is my son. lol
I’d use it towards groceries
I would use the $100 visa gift card to treat myself to a massage!
I’d use it towards a plane ticket!
I’d use it for computer parts to bring my computer up to date, well just more up to date really 🙂
When I was pregnant with my first child for some reason my blood pressure dropped dramatically and I almost passed out. Drs couldn’t work out why but everything went fine after that. It was just weird.
My four children have their birthdays coming up so the money would help with gifts.
The hemorrhoids I anticipated, the breast enlargement I expected, the severe leg cramps? Not so much. My poor hubby did a lot of leg massaging.
I would put it in my savings jar , trying to save for a family vacation ! 😀
The heartburn. I wasn’t ready for it.
I would have to say the eating of crushed ice
Probably buy groceries.
I had 7 months of heartburn.
I’d use it for groceries.
most unexpected pregnancy symptom was in my sister who became very grumpy
No morning sickness was unexpected.
I will buy all the makings for a fancy summer picnic for my family.
I’d use it towards groceries.
With my second child I had early contractions and had to have a ring inserted and take medication that made me jittery.
I would use it towards much needed clothing.
I need this for some groceries. That is what I would buy with it.
id put it towards gas
It would go towards groceries and things for the house! Thankyou…
it would go towards a new bbq. hopefully ours can last this summer
I would use the gift card towards a spa day with mom!
i had no idea my sense of smell would be so heightened .. some good smells and some not so good
I would use for a nice dinner out with my people. Thanks for the chance.
I didn’t expect to be so so very sick.
my friend was sick the whole time!
I would use the $100 gift card to treat my mom and dad out for a day of their choosing
I would get new sandals
I would use it towards a new computer, mined died a few days ago
When I was pregnant with my first child many, many years ago for some reason my blood pressure dropped suddenly and dramatically and I almost passed out. Drs couldn’t work out why but everything went fine after that. It was just weird.
A new pair of shoes for sure! Or makeup products from Sephora!
My leg cramps were awful!
something fun!
Heartburn!
My most unexpected was no morning sickness.
I’d buy groceries most likely
I have an upcoming family function, probably use it to purchase an outfit
The sensitivity to smells was overwhelming, made me nauseous, & made me throw up a LOT.
I would use the gift card to purchase something for myself. What? I do not know yet but it will be something frivolous and fun. i don’t do that very often so it would definitely be a treat!
I would put it towards a new bbq
buy groceries
When I was pregnant with my first child for some reason my blood pressure dropped suddenly and dramatically and I almost passed out. Drs couldn’t work out why but everything went fine after that. It was frightening and weird at the time.
I would use it for groceries.
I’d buy groceries
I didn’t expect to be sick for so long. Not three months but six.
I’d buy some summer outfits.
Heartburn was unexpected for my sister.
I would buy a spring handbag.
An unexpected symptom is I have a craving for lemons/limes.
A surprise when expecting my second child was that I had early contractions and had to have a ring inserted and take medication that made me jittery.
Would put it towards my Christmas Budget.
I would get sunglasses
I’d probably buy groceries.
Heartburn
Severe leg cramps were the bane of my pregnancies.
My unexpected symptom was the sensitivity to smells. I went to a hockey game one night & nearly puked everywhere from the blend of overpowering smells of nachos, hot dogs, etc.
I would go to Homesense & buy some nice patio accessories…i need a new outdoor clock
Most unexpected was heartburn !!! Yuck
With nearly every birth I suffered from a sudden weakness of contractions so had to be put on a drip – very unpleasant I found.
I would buy groceries
I would get a mani and pedi!
It’s the constant heartburn 🙁
Heartburn!
Use it towards my camping trip
I would take the fam out to dinner!
with my 5th child in the delivery room was the first time I wanted to just give up and just go home. He was a big baby with a big head (hasn’t changed much 😉 ) and I was exhausted after hours and hours of labour. Up until his arrival each birth had gone quicker the 4th was only 12 mins in the delivery room and then this, it came as an utter shock to me.
@Elizabeth, I am the oldest and my mum had an easy labour with me, similar to your 4th. She thought the stories were all made up to scare you into not having kids young until she got pregnant again and realized it was not that easy
My wife would had heartburn.
We are currently running low on our home medical kit, so probably supplies for that.
we need new towels in both the kitchen and the bathroom.
I would buy groceries with this.
Treat my family to dinner, buy some new clothes and something special for somebody.
I would use this towards my yearly optometrist app’t and new contacts – I am due !
One of my girlfriends had a sweet tooth during her pregnancy!
being able to see her hands swell before my eyes when she got too hot
I didn’t expect to be so very sick.
i would buy groceries with it
heartburn was unexpected
heartburn was unexpected for my sister!!
I would take my family out to eat !:)
thanks so much! xoxox
have a great day
I would use the gift card to buy groceries.
For me the most unexpected symptom was the chronic fatigue when I was pregnant.
I would use it to take my daughter to dinner and to see Pitch Perfect 2
I would treat my kids to things they like.
Heat flashes was unexpected.
I won’t want the swollen feet again 🙁
such a sore back
Its my daughters birthday next month so I would love to get her some gifts.
i would say the amount of gas passing.. it was so bad and uncontrolable
I would buy groceries or gas for a road trip.
The most unexpected was the way smells affected me… my sense of smell was so great, so overpowering that it overwhelmed me, made me nauseous & throw up all the time.
My just use this towards a barbecue.
Groceries and formula for sure!
I remember sleeping on the couch because the heartburn was so bad.
some papmering items probably a new towel or two
I remember with several of my pregnancies that the front of my legs went numb if I stood up for too long – that was dreadful when I went shopping.
I never knew pickles would be so compelling
I would put it towards a relaxing spa day.
Insomnia was unexpected with my sister.
I didn’t think I would get so very sick.
I would use it on diapers and bottoms for my baby girl
I wasn’t expecting to have cravings so strong! like i always loved peanut butter but jeez i needed something peanut butter and chocolate at least once a day lol
I remember craving banana ice-cream – which I don’t even eat now 🙂
DATE NIGHT OUT FOR ME AND THE HUBBY!
I remember so much heartbun. Not fun.
i would treat myself to a new pair shoes
A trip to the salon! Thanks for the chance!
I was surprised that my feet grew larger! I gained a half size with each of my two babies.
If I win I will use the gift card to do a little extra for my son on our vacation to the beach this summer!
I have to say my pregnancy with my 7 year old was pretty great up until month 7 and I developed sever pre eclampsia and gained about 20lbs in 2 weeks which was nothing but protein and water weight. I was immediately put on complete bed rest (which sucked!) and as soon as they could safely do so I delivered him via cesarean section. It was rough but my baby was/is a happy healthy bundle of joy!
I found it unusual that often the front of my thighs would go numb, I would have to stop and put my legs up and rub them so that it went away.
we really need a new bbq but holding out for a clearance sale at the end of summer
i would buy clothes
Mostly it was my enhanced sense of smell, but another unexpected symptom was being short of breath all the time.
I didn’t expect to have so much heartburn. It really burned.
I would buy gas with the gift card!
I had horrible leg cramps!
Terrible heartburn.
Another unexpected symptom was by the time I was giving birth my feet & face had swelled to twice their normal size. I felt like a monster!
I would stock up at the drug store and top of the list right now would be allergy medicine
losing so much hair and it not returning
Hair loss was unexpected.
My girlfriend’s most unexpected pregnancy symptom was her gums constantly ached & would bleed when she brushed her teeth.
I will use it towards a new computer
I didnt expect all the reflux
I have 5 pets so some pet food would help for sure with the budget.
I would buy stuff for my two fur babies.
Groceries
Difficulties with breastfeeding.
I didn’t expect one foot to grow a size…true story.
Surprise by all the weight I gained and still had on after.
I was surprised by how all that weight pressed on me to make me so out of breath all the time.
I would take my wife to an outdoor café for a nice lunch
I really need some summer outfits.
Not wanting alcohol.
Heartburn was unexpected!
I didn’t expect that I would be so sick.
I’d take my family out to dinner.
The complete exhaustion.
The most unexpected symptom of my pregnancies was that my feet grew with each one!
Another unexpected symptom of pregnancy was the hormones made my hair awful. Whenever I’d shampoo it, it felt like I had put glue in my hair.
I would buy new swimsuits for my family for this summer!
Totally clear-headed with priorities.
I would get some summer clothes for my kids.
My extreme nausea for my whole pregnancy was quite the surprise.
I didn’t expect to have so much heartburn.
I didn’t expect to have heartburn.
I would buy some nice decorative garden solar lights
My friend’s unexpected symptom was she unfortunately got a lot of acne through her pregnancy.
I was surprised that I never suffered from morning sickness, not once. 🙂
My left foot is now larger than my right thanks to my second pregnancy. Weird huh?
I would buy groceries.
My worst unexpected symptom was the heightened sense of smell which made everything smell disgusting & caused a lot of vomiting.
When I was pregnant with my first child & for some reason my blood pressure dropped suddenly and dramatically and I almost passed out. Drs couldn’t work out why but everything went fine after that. It was frightening and weird.
I would buy some clothes for my kids.
Healthy groceries for my family
I was most surprised to hear about the sense of smell being heightened
I was surprised at the heartburn.
I will most likely buy groceries and maybe a summer toy for my son.
I was surprised that my wrist/carpal tunnel seemed to get worse at that time!
The overpowering sense of smell made me gag & race to stick my head in the toilet bowl on NUMEROUS occasions!
I didn’t expect to be sick so often.
With my second child I had early contractions and had to have a ring inserted and take medication that made me jittery. I’d just start to calm down when it was time (every 4 hrs) to take my next dose!
My friend had skin tags
I would buy some new sandals for the summer.
One of the pregnancy symptoms that surprised e was the metal taste in my mouth when I drank milk.